To be honest I have considered having one of these for years, why well mmmm good question I guess its due to the claimed health benefits especially if you know you been eating to much sugary food for years like I have, I am on a health kick of late and one of my concerns is that I may have Candida and so I am hoping this will help with clearing some of the bad toxins out of my system.
That aside though I cant wait to see what comes out through the tube that they place in front of you, it'll be like a crap Generation Game, ya know the bit at the end where all the items passed by quickly.
It might go somthing like this -
- Kids toy
- Set of marbles
- An oily (marble)
- set of teaspoons
- Toy Soldier
- balloon
Etc Etc you get the picture. To be fair there are not alot of places that do it in what would look like a proffessional clinic but I've found one in Retford, north of Mansfield, the cost is £80 and that was a concern for me initially, but she said that she would make sure I was as clear as possible for one sitting !!! ....
Joking aside .. my other concern is that on the website she looks a big woman ya know with strength about her, I do hope shes not to forceful as I kind a like my bottom just the way it is, woudnt want any slip ups now would we... and for those who know me well - I am a little concern that I may loose my windy talents that have brought happiness and delight to many for years, that would be sad day for sure.....
Woud'nt it be a blast if her name happened to be Peace, as to book you would have to ringpiece...ha ha mmph...god I must grow up.....
Check the video out here -
In the end and being serious I think it has done me good, you do feel better as well as a little lighter, also they can see if you have any conditions and I was clear - I was actually given a clean bill of health which was the reason I went -
Would I do it again ? - mmmm Yes I would about every 3 years or so.
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You forgot Hamster ;-)
Ha ha get ready for the video fella, ha ha...
hope all is well with you...
Whhoooo,
Nice to see/hear your talents haven't been damaged!
I remember me and Rich talking about this years ago, did Rich do it?
I think I want a go
Hello Bro!
After 2 days of madness that made me laugh my arse off....!
Love Gordon
PS: It's my turn next *eek*
Thanks to all your posts, I seem to be making people laugh from the outskirts of Chile all the way through Europe on to NZ - you could say my arse has ripped across the planet....and no Rich has not done it ...... ha ha
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