Monday, 3 May 2010

New Garden project 'complete'

OK this is the story.

These pictures are what we started with....what a crap hole of a garden...and it was unlevel by about a foot from left to right.



The shed got covered in a nicer wood, its not a new shed just the old one covered over and the roof improved.



Then the Garden makeover really started in October of last year with a delivery of 36 sleepers and finally come to fruition. We created a blank slate and then raised the ground to create this.





In the foreground was to be some decking and a sitting area, in the sqaure in the middle would be boxed in or boredered grass area, and in the sleeper raised beds dwarf trees and flower (Steph did all that ) along the garage/shed wall was a cotswold gravel walkway. or that was the plan....did it work? lets see.









You could say we are over the moon, it has killed me though doing this in my free time with working shifts over the long winter and with no experience at all most instruction was gleamed from the internet and freinds. But every time i step outside and relax on the decking it all seems worth it, now i just need some sun.
So thats my garden project finished with i just need to sit back and watch it all grow hopefuly.
hope you like it..
Laterz.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Brand new car....lush...

Yep the title is correct at the grand old age of 41 I have bought a brand new car, no one else has driven at all, only me ....just little me, all miles are mine....ahhhh...

Why? - well I have been a fan of old bangers all my life and still regard them as good value for money, but ya know I was making the work car park look really bad of late and my cul-de-sac where I live, well they werent to happy with my car lowering the neighbourhood and the value of there houses to boot.....I looked like the local scum in the local getaway car etc etc....



But oh how I loved my Brava, shes was a good old girl took me all over she did...dirty bitch...mind you of late she had a bald tyre - tracking was well out by about a metre a slow puncture as well as dents all over it and a smashed front light it wasnt pretty near the end really......but she was still awesome and never let me down ever...I owe her....



Bye Bye Brava.......

Anyway she has now been crushed into a cube bless ........ oh well.... and on my drive now stands a new all black and very shiney car.

Now we are not rich and had a limited budget oh and the car has not been paid for yet....anyway this is the story.....

The scrappage scheme valued my old brava at £3000...? fair enough I thought considering it worth less than zero....(i.e I would need to pay to have it removed) and the car we bought was £9000 (retail £12,000 then minus my £3,000). I bought it with my OH so we both own it and have shared the cost (£4,500 each) We paid out right for the car using cheaper credit than could be offered allowing us to pay back the amount when and how we want.



The car was the best deal I could find for our money and we bought what we liked the look of the drive of and the feel of when inside the cockpit. We tried the new Ibiza, the Focus and others and some we simply could not afford and some were crap and felt very over valued.

We bought da da da -

A Hyundai i30 1.4 ES edition in black .... it has alot of stuff for the money honest...



1.4 whys that? well its cheaper and we want to save money in the long run, we plan albeit things can always change to keep the car for a long time, we also plan to pay off the vehicle within 6 months costing us about £300 in credit costs much cheaper than the £3000 in interest that would have earned by the credit company offering us a loan...

heres some pictures of her new before we get hit by some foreign twat somewhere.

It feels weird if honest, ive only had it 16hours and it just feels like I have hired a new car, but this one it will soon dawn on me I DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE BACK....but then the bank balance will remind me of something else every month as well eh.

So no more bangers, id worked out that my old banger had actually cost me more than this car will in reapairs and costs if averaged out, we have used my scarppage discount to buy the car and i will use Stephanies years of no claims to get good insurance and well thats job done....



were happy... and thats my new car story...

Cheers G.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Paris Marathon 2010

I am now 41 years old...and to be honest I feel it, you do feel it ya know, I used to hear older people say that to me when I was younger, faster, stronger...and id say not me ill be fine...

But....Sorry when your old your body has a way of letting you know, mine did just the other day by tapping me on the shoulder and saying your screwed bud relax let the fat bulid up and relax into Middle age...have apint or two... I sat there drinking my 2nd pint...

NO I said - No way....and booked myself into the Paris Marathon in 2010, when I run it I will be 41 and a half.

This will be my 4th marathon but to be really honest I have only ever ran 1 with gusto, the first in Edinburgh the second was done 27 minutes slower as a jog for the fun of it in Loch Ness and the third with Stephanie and so I cruised at a her pace...crawling home.

Edinburugh was - 3:50:00

Now I want to beat this time which will not be easy but it is possible.....in the knowledge that the Boston Marathon requires me to beat a time of 3:20 to get a place in the Marathon at my age.

Training has started in the drizzle and piss poor weather of this years UK winter, it was freezing the other night let me assure you...freezing sleet is not fun to run in, training is going well albeit slow and i have a slighht metatarsol injury....getting old ay see.

More laterz.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Facebook Vs Blogging...?

Hi there,

I have been a blogger for about 4 years I like blogging as it reminds me of the best bits of my own life etc etc, but last year I went along and tried facebook its been an interesting year and in facebooks defense I have found alot of old freinds or in some cases some of them have found me, even so all in all its been a fun and interesting experience - but im not so sure if the attraction is starting to wane on me a bit...I may decide to return to my blog and then posting 'if ever' my ramblings as a link from my blog on facebook.

Some of the people on facebook who have found me, are without a doubt a tad boring and some of the people I hoped I would delight in catching back up with, never write a thing to me and have ignored me ever-since finding me - a friend - I doubt it...really eh. I have even e mailed them to no avail, its weird this can mean that they only really gave a shit breifly had a nose through your pics laughed at your now sad older hairstyle and then moved on forgetting you very quickly, but hey you increase there number of friends so they leave you on there to add to the numbers as if your a pawn on there popularity list....

Some or most of the people on there are lets say aquintances and nice ones too, people I have come across in my life and shared a cool mutual experience with which is all good, but do I actually have to keep tabs on thered daily lives ????? If i am honest I am getting to the point where I dont care about any of the crap on there anymore....call it age if you will, but im getting a feeling that facebook is making me a bit sick and un-human...I mean do I actually prefer my facebook freinds to real human interaction and the answer is no a big NO!!!

I was staring into the screen just the other day and I realised I had nothing of real interest to type (Point is i still felt obligated to visit the site...why!!!) thats not to say I dont have anything of interest to say but that it would not have suited the audience of facebook, and it seems there are many others who also dont have much to say either - but guess what... they still bore the shit out of us with there constant drivvle 'because they also feel the almost adictive need to post something - anything.....' ......yawn.....

Now dont get me wrong some of the links and stuff are hilarious and some of my freinds I truly value but it's the human schrapnel gets that getting me down, they post about how they feel today and just utter, utter crap, and how there little one looks cute in this and that....mums they must be the bloody worst....

In the olden days id get e mails, whats wrong with those now? you can send pictures etc and you can send one e mail to hundreds of your freinds if you so wish....is this not a better way to say hello to someone you actually care about??

Have you looked through your e mail inbox of late all of mine is buisness related, trying to make me spend more money on more shit, or internet purchase receipts etc...or porn.......hardly any if any freinds e mail me....what does this say?

Maybe just maybe - I dont have many or any, and the most important person in my life is being ignored as I sit here staring at this fucking screen - expecting that my life will come to me from the screen...

I mean I can be in my lounge on one settee and my girlfreind Stephanie on the other on the other side of the room both of us on facebook, both looking at each other thinking what the FUCK!!! - why are we not going out doing something for christs sake.....nurturing our own existence instead of being sucked into this empty void of internet crap.....

The truth is I used to be much more er .... interesting.....no thats wrong I am still interesting but in a older way (slowing down a tad) I think, anyway the point is I think some people on facebook need to get out more, much more, in fact all of us do me included and popping back in to facebook every month or so to catch up with loads of new stuff to tell hopefully of interest...to the rest of world...

Anyway - any which way I try to write about this I lose as I have enjoyed seeing other peoples lives but I have also been rejected by those I thought would care, its my life thats been affected as i sit there wondering some days why no one has said something to me or commented on a picture or two I may have posted, sad I know but it's got me by the balls and im out of here, back to my blog and I will be posting links and nothing more from now on.

And oh let the friend culling begin.....get out you lot and do stuff, stop staring at the screen life has just flown past the window........didnt you see it oh and by the way its yours....

G

By the way some of you on facebook I value highly some I really dont give a toss about...sorry.

Monday, 12 October 2009

New tree for Garden makeover.

The garden Maker-over has begun with the shed convertion and a new tree or two actually, we went to Majestic trees near the M1 J9, they sell mature trees, ranging from £200 - £20,000, and in varying sizes from 6 Metres to 20 Metres....

Its a lush place to go if you love trees and I love trees, of course what i hate about trees is there slow growth so we bought somthing already 5 years old, it was hard to choose in such a place as they all looked suitable, and when your out of your garden you forget the scale when somewhere else, some of the trees we liked would have drowned our little house.



The one we bought....happy daze...

we actually bought one that was £260 pounds look at picture below,it is a Indian Bean Tree with big leaves and sweet smelling flowers during summer, it has won awards etc but well have to wait a year or two for it to fully show its self, but to be fair others that had been trimmed and were older were costing over £1000 each...we grabbed at the chance and bought it, a short walk through the nursery later we came across the buyer and he was walking around checking prices...we spoke with him and he said that one had been missed out and would be re priced later, but if we wanted it today it would hold the price as shown he said it was there error and one which he regretted...he said we should take our chance and we did.

The shed has been converted too as in we are trying to make it a bit nicer by cladding it, making it all wooden looking instead of all asbestos looking...





Looks better than before



So weve been busy and of course it will continue through the winter, ya gotta have a project or two going right...

Tree Arrival...

It arrives on Thursday the 12.11.09...on that day i had a skip on the drive - what a pratt, only a mini skip but still what a pratt, the guy were just laughing at me, anyway the loory pulled up and the neighbours nets started to twitch, whats this hes having a bloody tree now eh...nosey sods. The side of the lorry was pulled back to reveal two very dead looking tress with no greenery at all on them, a sadness roled over me, when in the tree nursery they were full of life and leaves and now in the winter they looked well sad and dead to be fair, the driver noticed my expression and explained that the trees all look like this at this time of year (unless evergreen) and that Nov is the best time when the tree is dormant to place in a new home, he said within the year the difference will be very obvious, to add to the dead look the trees were strapped down and all the branches are group and tied down.



Anyway they had to move the Skip a bit and then put the tree on a roller trolley, which had go over Brian the neighbours drive, he was out making sure nothing was damaged ha ha lol...bless him., the tree was so heavy but only at the base, we rolled it into the garden and the guys plonked it in the hole....



.....now the hole, i dug it right in fact perfect, but then in my panic thinking it was to deep, i filled it in a bit - TOO MUCH - and now the tree is to high, shit shit!!!! now all the gardens levels have to work to the tree base height....





The guys from the company - Majestic Trees - were not even supposed to help me get in the hole the delivery price was for dropping at the side of the road so i was very lucky in deed.

So its in the hole and it looks a bit well crap really, youll see form the picture at the top that it will be all green etc..but for now it looks a bit as said crap.

27 - 12 - 2009....



Things have changed some what in the garden, over the last few weeks we ordered the sleepers from a local company called 'Gemstone' who were very competitive on price as long as we paid cash,



I bought 36 sleepers...measuring 250mm x 125mm x 2.4M. you can buy longer but they only did that length, they cost £20 each...yeh work it out is costs....anyway what did we do with all...well take a look..........Not bad.



Cutting sleepers is a major pain in the arse you can do it with hand saw and a chainsaw and other types of saw, but if you want them dead straight for a nice finish you need to use a mitre saw and hire one that can do the depth, we did whislt cutting we still had to turn the sleeper over to get completely through it but for the straight edges finish it was required......


The plan is put some grass in there and the garden will hold small trees and ground cover stuff, all to be bought when we have filled the raised beds.



The area with the tubes will all be decking and we plan at present to get some cool deck chairs as garden furniture is so over priced.



Anyway thats it for now. laterz.
where the pipes are will be decking and there is about 1.5 metres of land from the house to the edge of the picture which cannot be seen so the decking will be about 4M x 3M plus the side bit. lush...

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

New Zealand Trip...2009

During August of 2009 we ventured to NZ to holiday but also as a test bed to see if emigration was all it was cracked up to be, we had been considering emigrating for some time but were concerned about some key issues. One being Housing and the quality of and wages. The trip I am glad to say answered all needed questions and has given us so much to consider.

This is about NZ in realation to emigration not as a holiday, I mean just to list a few things we did whilst there -

Freefall Skydive over Mount Cook
Helicopter trip and landing on volcano
The Aybss, caverns waitamo
Canyon swing
Shotover Jet
wild camping
Full day kayacking in the Milford sound
Full day Glacier trip
Driving all over both islands
slept in a bomber
slept in train
private Horse riding session - waitamo (dont ask)....etc etc etc.

there was so muh done and so much missed as we had no time left...we need to go back and we will...but this review is in relation to the emigration possibilities not NZ as a tourist destination. So to start....

Landscape....

I will start with best bit regarding NZ, it is stunning as in the landscape, the reason why so many millions of people tour around the country is because it is breathtaking, you feel you want to stop the van at every turn for a picture and just when you get back in to the van a better view shows itself forcing on you another stop, this does get irritating but is testimount to the scenery and you just cant help yourself...It is as if a proffesional award winning landscape gardener has personaly created the country side. NZ by its nature is very hilly and a tourist map lies to you constantly with its straight roads...yeh whatever.....it is constantly undulating and so the roads are constantly winding through this hilly and mountainous country, the hills are mowed to perfection by the millions of sheep so it looks like the country side has had a hover mower over it, gorgeous, the trees and the variety is just delightful and leaves you stunned as you drive passed, Palms mixed with giant ferns mixed with british and american classics. We were there in the winter but the weather was stunning but what this meant was that the low sunlight casting shadows through the valleys and hills just makes your mouth water, the camera needed to give this place justification was not on my person, my point and shot did not stand a chance bless, but we tried ohh we tried we clicked and clicked...but what the camera saw and what the eye saw were so so so different...

Of course when you drive through the Islands you move through all its seasonal areas and micro climates these changing for you as you go, the types of trees and foliage change the hills change the mountains enter, its a constant feast of scenery it seems to never end, your eyes most of time dont seem wide enough as you struggle to get it all in one view neck stretching out of van windows becomes the norm. Its a rustic untamed country some ares have never been stood on by man, the bush at the side of road is thick, not like english forests, you would struggle to get more than 30 metres into it and you would get lost in a heartbeat and many people have.

The roads are empty most of the time although not completely vacant of vehicles, even in the winter there were people on the roads even on the wilds of the West Coast, but when you drive off the Highways and onto rural roads as we did (unsealed roads) you did feel rather alone for hours on end...

The beaches were golden and mostly empty, we strolled along so many alone and they were un-managed so full of drift wood, so lush.

The montainous areas are fascinating and so suddenly upon you, not as high as the Alps but stunning in the way they just raise up on you like a wall of rock and the fact that in the south Island you can get a peak of them as a constant backdrop is lush, we had a flyby of Mount Cook and on the way back they threw us out of the plane a free fall with a stunning view..

Money talk...

Average housing costs are about NZ$300,000 - $500,000 the exchange rate when we were there was 2.4, so if you have £100,000 youll get $240,000 in NZ, we dont have that money.

We earn as a houshold approximatly £55,000 a year gross here in UK, from what we saw in NZ and we asked alot of people as well as approaching the unemployment bureau and asking everyone we met what they earned including kids in petrol stations (minimum wage mostly $12.50 P/hour)we saw crap wages....really really poor and a high lack of non full time hours being offered, and more often than not very bad contracts being negotiated, our income converts to $124,000 per year gross but in NZ wed earn no more than $80,000 between us...a tough call to consider. We understand you cant compare like for like that but it helps. It seems unfair maybe to mention this but we found of all the Brits (and tourists) making money through buisness ideas that were all linked to getting money out of Brits like us either coming on holiday or throught the emigration process, this spells trouble to me as it means that most people cant earn a good wage working for NZ companies, for example we stayed in Hostal in the South Island where this British guy had basically given up his home and called it a hostal, he with his wife stayed at the back of the garden in a shed type out house, and they made there money from US tourists (non taxable as well)...as it was the winter there were workers staying in the hostal who were getting up at 5am to go and work in a fish factory!! earning shitte money, one irish guy said he could not earn enough to get out of the country, he couldnt wait to leave to tell everyone he could what a rip off NZ wages were.

Even the owner told us of how when he arrived in NZ he to got a job and got screwed, he knew the law and had to take the company to court through a long winded process which tainted his rosy view of NZ, and now he makes cash in hand money (nontaxable) from US the rich Europeans and Brits... - he claims hed never go back to the UK, but I would hazard at a guess and say he couldnt afford it now, hes stuck, trapped in a highly taxed lowly populated badly paid country miles from anywhere, it makes you think eh.

Lifestyle basics...

But as everyone seemed to tell us its not about the money its the lifestyle, but if you cant afford to ski and surf and take long tramping holidays.....? is it so good? - but then its not about the poverty or the struggle neither is it, from all the success stories weve come across it seems that there are two camps - either people already have serious amounts of money in the bank before they go and set themselves up nicely on the exchange rate or people go before having set up in the UK, i.e they marry someone or go there when they are young with nothing and know no different building a life in NZ on its terms and accepting them, but if you have something to lose, is it worth it? in our opinion at present NO.

NZ is only a better life if you have money, i.e enough money to buy a house outright in NZ, due to the housing boom over the last few years alot of people in the UK have been able to do just that and if you can do it its worth it, as youll get alot more for your money in NZ. At present we cannot do that and we do not have the spare equity that would allow us to do it, we have some but not enough to buy outright and this means we would be burdening ourselves with debt (Mortgage) and in NZ we dont think this is a good move, the salaries are very questionable and in no way would we earn as we do here in the UK. To add to that the cost of living in relation to earnings is higher than in the uk, but of course it depends on where you live and how much you earn, but to use averages you would lose out.

The People

Nearly all people we met were very freindly, especially when your paying them for something, but if i am really honest, some of the politest people were the Briish that we met over there, the Kiwis can be a bit dry and blunt and abrubt in a way that can seem say unessary and cold, of course I understand it to be a different culture and thats all good but sometimes you felt like a walking wallet as the whole country is praying on your tourist dollars, sad to say but thats how it felt sometimes. The people are very hardy and are by there very nature harder working, they have to be and they have it seems to be more resourcful in regard to all aspects of there daily lives something we have kind of forgotten here in the consumer capital of the world...so i liked there authenicity and rawness. The Maori people we only ever saw when managing very dodgy roadworks, we never met any, but the ones we saw in poor areas just looked like very poor scum, chavs with shell suits adults looking the same, it simply didnt impress, in the poor areas in shops and stuff it was obvious that education was lacking throughout...the culture and history was interesting, and it was clear there was a divide between the Maoris and the whites.

We did meet some great people though and were treted very well in most situations.

Houses....(swanky sheds sorry)

Some of the houses are shitte in no uncertain terms, all the swanky places you see and visit are well out of most peoples price ranges, but down in the back roads of most towns you get to see the real NZ not shown in the brochures, down trodden and very very poor looking, some of the smaller towns reminded me of the inner states, middle america redneck country and did not impress in the slightest if honest, some of the areas outside of brochure country looked dead as, unless you wanted to work in a cheese factory or a dairy youd be unemployed, skint and bored. sorry but thats the truth.

We approached a new house bulider just up the hill from Lake Taupo, we went into the show house and he was happy to chat to us and explain how they build in NZ new and what the differences are, it was great as he had worked in Reading in the uk and was honest with us, he said compared to the UK the houses in NZ were way way behind (his words), he said improvments are being made but they are slow and expensive, we both agreed that it was the land that was of attraction to many who come over and that is nice, most houses in NZ are single story which at first is odd, but then when youve been in a few i became a fan of them and they are built like that due to the available land around them.

Some of the farmstays we stayed in had back boiler systems set up, and of course the wood burner in the main lounge, now dont get me wrong the heat off those babies is intense albiet hard to control the tempreture - we had this sytem in place in the 70's... mostly wood built homes as well. To be honest did we feel the cold?, mmm only in one or two places if honest so the houses are not that cold, we were never chilly in bed or anything so not a major concern. Most of the homes you will like if you visit are the swanky ones between $400,000 to 1 million dollars, all the others are questionable for sure.

If we had £100,000 equity in our home we would move there yes, but we dont...that for us is the bottom line and the one thing that forces us at present to stay put.

To summerise -

We would if we could afford it move to any of the tourist places, as they are stunning Queenstown, Wanaka, Arrowtown, Picton, Turuanga, Mount Manganui, Christchurch, plus many more then we would, but we cant so we wont be....

We had a great holiday and we wholeheartedly recommend anyone to visit we are even planning on returning over the next few years so please go and check it out its lush, but with the reccession and the limited equity in our home we will not be emigrating for the next few years, the situation may be very different then so well never say never but not at present, itsa shame but thats the reality, we felt that the lower population, one of the main attractions was also one of the main problems as well, sometimes in some places it seemed too quite, and with being so far from the culture and fascination of Europe it seems silly to leave our own country when we are doing very well here.

We think NZ has a long way to go and it needs at least another 10 million people to get its economy going, and another thing that puts us off is the cos of the emigration its all money money money, take take take and no give back...if they wanted skilled people so bad why the high costs involved...

And so thats that............

Just before I go though I will leave the address of the website thats helped us most along the way, its not a popular sight as it tells the truth something thats rare these days.

http://www.expatexposed.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19



Pictures to follow...

Monday, 22 June 2009

Skoda Rally - Sherwood Pines....

The Skoda Rally - June 2009



I work near Sherwood Forest and found out about this weekend Rally from Matt at work, seemed a good idea at the time and so we headed out hoping to get close to the cars...



we were not dissapointed, we walked a part of the course along its edge, cars screaming past at minute intervals, we saw the action from different view points, straights, corners, and jumps...



there were some old cars, classics and up-to-date World class rally cars...



the starngest thing was that you could get within inches of the cars, there were no barriers at all and within the woods MTB'ers were still riding across the track sometimes without any what seemed self interest...



Health and safty was definatly lacking...



But that made it more exciting for us.

I tried so hard to get some good shots, but my little click and shoot wasnt really up to the challenege but i tried.....